Spyro 3 Plushie

Wow what the factor I bet that's totally like the hardest to ride skateboard ever, you can see in spiro'z eyes that he's been totally zetta mislead and he knows it, the he totally deserves it though, stupid shoe let the toymakers attatch the world's worst skateboard gimmick ever to him but it's kinda mondo at the same time because if somebody totally goes up and goes "Hey shoe, nice shoeboard you total nuclear thing, you." he can like offer them a handshake and they put their handout but they hit the skateboard then he totally grabs them and bites their neck severing some totally vital vein in their neck killing them and he can be all "no man I'm some clueless skater" when the cops come and totaly thinks dishonored his entire unit. And to be honest he kinda has, he was all "oh lol this entire unit's gonna be so pumped when they see I have this skateboard and can't weird a gun without being hilarious. I'm so dishonorable" I bet spyro regrets ever signing up to the military. Actually I take that back, I bet it was conscription that go him. He was totally a concientious objector that just got forced on in during the low points of the war effort. I bet he fought for the german side as well, considering he also dishonors units like there's no tomorrow, ya know?